Tartan paint joke reddit. Only ever heard 'blag' used to 'get something for free'.
Tartan paint joke reddit Striped Paint Tartan paint Tartan yarn (wool) Tuning pipe for a fog horn The lost document file Virtual ram for the computer network server Water Hammer (this is the banging sound made in water pipes) Waveguide stretcher (radar operators) White ink for the inkjet printer Winter grade air for winter tyres Wiremesh watering can Yard of chow line Send them to get chequered paint and left handed screwdrivers. Oh man, this happened to my mate when we were working at homebase. For a couple of weeks the 8 or so young lads that worked there started winding each other up with these jokes, ringing the help desk with our mobiles and asking for tartan paint or spirit bubble levels. A board stretcher or wall expander, Glass hammer, Box of assorted knots, Rubber nails, Hammer grease, Metric crescent wrench, eye measures, over the shoulder boulder holder and a bright spark from the grinder To name but a few. Lol you buy paint as a solid color, so if the first task was a fools errand the horizontal/vertical doesn't exist either but relates to stripes as a valid follow up question. Reddit's largest humor depository. Only ever heard 'blag' used to 'get something for free'. -kicked the door cus he realized it. Bucket of steam. Our friend's 3 year old says 'blag' when he means joke / wind up - we'd never heard it used like that before but it's from the French 'blague' - (joke/tall story) which he's got from his French grandpa. Most of us thought it was funny except one lady, she saw it as bullying so when they sent a young lad around asking for the classic ‘tartan paint’ she went to the machine and tinted 5ltrs of a designer paint that had a colour called Tartalan and booked it to the tyre companies account at £90 + VAT. 61M subscribers in the funny community. tlhigdbsrozxkicywkapcswllvrkeadlmqhhbivhlcyehek